About the Nothing Store

As Obama and crew print and borrow more and more money, the U.S. dollar faces an uncertain future.

But three cheers for our Unmighty Dollars -- print as many as you like. They're already worth Nothing, so they can't go down in value.

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The Nothing Store issues new currency weekly.

Counterfeiting Instructions:

Click on a denomination above, print the bills, cut them out, and stuff in an envelope. Send to your congressman or senator marked as a CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION. They'll get the message! For the address of your congressman, click here for senators and here for representatives.

OBAMA RESTORES PRAYER IN SCHOOLS!

"Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God."
--G.K. Chesterton

Obama is my Shepard; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down among the Green Agendas:
He leadeth me to drink the Healthcare Koolaid
He restoreth my Hope
He leadeth me in the paths of Change for Change's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of global warming,
I will fear no poverty, For thou art with me;
Thy czars and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a bailout in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with red ink, My taxes runneth over.

Surely dependence and gratitude shall follow all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Democrats forever.

Amen