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As Obama and crew print and borrow more and more money, the U.S. dollar faces an uncertain future.

But three cheers for our Unmighty Dollars -- print as many as you like. They're already worth Nothing, so they can't go down in value.

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The Nothing Store issues new currency weekly.


Counterfeiting Instructions:

Click on a denomination above, print the bills, cut them out, and stuff in an envelope. Send to your congressman or senator marked as a CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION. They'll get the message! For the address of your congressman, click here for senators and here for representatives.



OBAMACARE



OBAMACARE: THE GOOD NEWS



The mental health industry is lining up to cash in on the new government insurance bonanza, and we understand that several new disorders are to be added to the ever-expanding list of behaviors that qualify people for treatment.

Here's a few:

WRAD Waiting Room Anxiety Disorder
Patients have agitation and anger after waiting hours to see a physician.

ESD Excessive Skepticism Disorder
Sufferers are constantly questioning the motives of others, especially politicians who say they are only trying to help.

USID Unhealthy Self Interest Disorder
Symptoms of this disorder include an excessive desire to put the health of oneself and family above the needs of society in general.

OSSD Obama Sneaky Smoking Disorder
Afflicts those who say one thing and do another.

A diagnosis of any of these disorders will entitle you to the feel-good drug of your choice and a generous disability stipend that will allow you to live in unprotesting comfort.

So what's the bad news?

For some disorders, the consequences might not be so desirable. You must avoid like the plague a diagnosis of PHD, Patrick Henry Disorder, which is defined as a recurrent desire to say things out loud like "give me liberty or give me death."

PHD could get you committed to one of the new Obamacare Health ReEducaton Camps, where you just might get your wish.

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